I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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