Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He felt like a one man threesome
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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