So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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