i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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