***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Randomize
