ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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