We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
