If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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