Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
And then my night got REAL pukey
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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