I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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