turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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