The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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