"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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