she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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