i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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