Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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