Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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