y did u give ur computer a hand job?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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