it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
