talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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