ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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