i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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