He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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