Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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