i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
This house was built for laser tag.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
should my penis look like a turkey
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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