Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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