we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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