I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
We named our party play list daddy issues
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I enjoy the company of your penis
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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