yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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