I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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