Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Where did you get a picture of my penis
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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