she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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