He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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