Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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