PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
