You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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