8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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