so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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