On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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