he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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