you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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