Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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