so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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