I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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