This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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