Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
