So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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