This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude i'm inner monologue high
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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