He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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