i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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