There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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