My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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